World Wide Crazy News!

This is just a bad week for red carpet fashion. Plus, we've got good news and bad news about teleportation and Kodak used to have a nuclear reactor because reasons.

BERLIN, GERMANY - MAY 14: Micaela Schaefer arrives for the Men In Black 3 - Germany Premiere at O2 World on May 14, 2012 in Berlin, Germany.

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Almost Politically Correct Redneck is trying super hard you guys. "A" for effort. - [Guyism]

Britney Spears is rocking this skin tight mini dress. - [Celebuzz]

Keep an eye on your mailbox because you might be getting a rebate check from your health insurance soon. - [Current]

Whitney Houston's family makes a poor life decision, signs up to do a reality show. - [HLNTV]

Turns out teen mom are poor because of poverty, not becoming impoverished because of teen pregnancy. - [Slate]

Lance Armstrong is getting tired of all these doping allegations. - [TMZ]

There was a time when Kodak was a seriously scary contender. As in, built a nuclear reactor and kept weapons grade uranium contender. And you thought the Cold War was brutal. - [Geekosystem]

Science explains why women will always go for the bad boys. Mmmmm, Loki. Don't judge me. - [Glamour]

The good news is, teleportation is now a reality. The bad news is, the Chinese discovered it. - [TIME]

Headline Story: I have no idea who Micaela Shaefer is but don't you feel stupid for throwing out all your old VHS tapes now? - [WWTDD]